Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Pakistan , an Islamic Republic, cam into being in 14th August 1947, is a sovereign country in ASIA. It is 6th most populous country and 36th largest country in the world in term of area...
                     Pakistan is composed of different cultures and these cultures intermingle to give a variety of people.. Notorious for Zeal and Zest , there are no. of good things about her and on the same account no. of of awkward and ridiculous things........
 



''{{http://good-things-pakistan.blogspot.com/}}''  <---- This blog pay heed towards some of the best things Pakistan has done, ...  


Other than this,, some of the facts to account about Pakistan to be proud of are :
1. Air Commodore MM ALAM has a world record of shooting down 5 planes in less than a Minute.
2. In the last five years, Pakistan’s literacy rate has grown by 250%, the largest increase in any country to date.
3. Edhi is running the World’s largest Ambulance network.
4. Pakistan is the first Islamic country to attain nuclear power.
5. Pakistan has the sixth largest military force in the world.
6. World’s youngest certified Microsoft Experts Arfa Kareem and Babar Iqbal are from Pakistan.
7.Pakistan’s national anthem tune ranks first in the top three tunes of the world.
8.The highest railway station of Asia is in Pakistan.
9.Pakistan has world’s youngest civil judge, Muhammad Illyas.
10.Fourth largest broadband internet system of world is in Pakistan.
11.World’s largest deep sea port is Gawadar Balochistan.
12.About 50% of the world’s footballs are made in Pakistan.
13. Pakistan is notable for having one of the best trained air-force pilots in the world.
14. First PC virus was created by two Pakistani brothers. (Maybe not something to be very proud of, but it still might have required an impressive level of intellect to do so).
15.Ustaad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, hailed as the most important Qawwali singer of the 20th century and received many awards around the globe such as The “Legends” award at the UK Asian Music Awards (2005).
**16.World’s 7th largest Pool of Scientists and Engineer. {personnel favorite}
17.The Shah Faisal Mosque in Islamabad can accommodate almost 100000 worshipers. Completed in 1976, it could at that time probably hold the city’s entire population.
18.Karakoram Highway runs through the northern areas connecting Pakistan with China’s Xingjiang province is often described as ” Eighth Wonder of the World” due to the marvel of civil engineering as it has taken 15 years to complete by the Pakistan Army Engineers in collaboration with China. It’s been labeled as ” World’s highest paved international Road” under world’s toughest terrain.......



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There are other things one can only expect from Pakistanis, shame full but it should be taken as a lesson that "only PAKISTANI'S can solve the problems of PAKISTAN... and leaving the country in desperation should not be an option................



 1. Speechless,

 "Why did Milton lose his sight?Because!Spectacles weren&#8217;t invented as yet&#8230;.&#8221;
Submitted by grumpystranger


2. selling no. quality HASHISH..
Honesty is the best policy. We sell nothing but the best hashish.  



3.ahem ahem "Anglesh"...

Well, he is the expert.



4. Sue us you copyright nutts...
Bringing copyright infringement to the next level.



5. A rising leader    " BALOCH".


A new leader for a new era. El Che Baloch.
Submitted by Mujtaba

 6.Either racist or we are trying to enhance tourisim....

 Yes, tourism will become the backbone of our economy pretty soon.


 7. Gaming maneuvers.
 Post Anger Management? 
Credits: Daniyaln



 8.Traffic adds..

 Mother, I will sit in this Rickshaw and none other.
May your face turn black with envy! 


 9. Dont cry child..
Dogar Dairy Farm.
"Don&#8217;t cry my child, I&#8217;ll be right back with your milk"


10. Sharing

 so that no one fights over the air cooler anymore.

11. Innovation.. That is our specialty..  

 Yes. The sprinklers were our invention.

12. Robots at your service

 A division of the Stark Industries.
Picture taken by Haider Saif Agha

13. There are LAWS to obey...
 "Daftar mein chars peena sakhti se mana hai." (Smoking marijuana is strictly prohibited in the office.) Sure sure.

14. ARREST HIM, arrest him, arrest him, for heavens sake..

 He puts Joseph Gordon-Levitt to shame.


15. Crap is available..

 Are you sure you don&#8217;t mean &#8216;bed sheet&#8217;?

 16. URDU Superiority..

 "Centre for Sideburn Amendment." Okay, those are some really big words, mister hairdresser.

 17. I dare you to follow this advice.

 Yeah follow the advice. Whatever it&#8217;s saying.
Submitted by Natasha Raheja


 18. O hello....
 "Honey, not another baby until this one starts going to school. (Ministry of Population Welfare)"

 19. Laws ,,, everywhere..

 "Bringing your jaanu in the park is forbidden.&#8221;

 20. Pakistani Drones.....

 Mardan F-16 Naswaar!

 21. HAHAHAH.. no offence.

 Conspiracy theory eh?!?!?!?! :D
Literal Translation is as follows: Pakistan&#8217;s History Paper
Q 1: Describe in detail the Jewish Conspiracy against Pakistan?
(Answer has been given in the form of a picture)

 22. Thats Physics NEWTON

 Don&#8217;t you have the adaptor? No problem.

 23. awwwwww She has some,,,,, Digestive Problems..
 Miss Fit Fart. Whaaaa?

 24.Serious misunderstandings....









Father or brother?














 So on and So forth... Still Counting but Still loving Pakistan..
LONG LIVE SACRED PAKISTAN...........







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